Wear the badge, join the lab. This unisex, soft-hand tee is your field-ready uniform for the curious, the skeptics, the believers, and the beautifully undecided. No degree, rank, or gatekeeping—if you’re here to observe, question, and catalog the weird, you’re one of us.

[CONTROLLED • CONTAINED • CATALOGED]
[CLEARANCE: OPEN] [DIVISION: ALL] [STATUS: ACCEPTED]

Specimen Code: DWL-OPS-TEE-001
Crisp front mark, subtle back tag, everyday weight built for stakeouts, study sessions, and supply runs. Human? Cryptid? Still investigating? You belong in the lab. All backgrounds, bodies, pronouns, and paths are welcome—because rigorous curiosity doesn’t discriminate, and neither do we.

Pull it on, log your findings, and expand the archive. ████ Welcome to Darkwood Labs.

[FIELD NOTE — FULFILLMENT: LAB-QUEUED PRODUCTION]
To reduce waste this piece is built to order under our Conservation Protocol. Your unit enters the queue at checkout, passes embroidery and QC, then ships. Typical lab time: 2–7 business days. Ships from our apparel facility and may travel separately from soaps and other gear—multiple packages and tracking numbers are standard operating procedure.