Dover Demon
A mysterious cryptid first sighted in Dover, Massachusetts in 1977. Described as a small, hairless creature with large glowing eyes and long, thin limbs.
DOVER DEMONS DRAFT
$15.50 USD
Acquisition File: DWL-CRPT004
Status: SPECIMEN INTAKE — LEVEL ██████
Subject linked to dusk-hour sightings in Dover, MA (Dover Demon file). Assays register a sharp woodsy-floral signature—refined, almost perfumic, engineered to read clean unisex. Particulate analysis confirms sea salt + ground oatmeal as a controlled exfoliant matrix. Volatile character remains stable; distribution capped to limited intake.
LAB-LOGGED
QC // PASSED
EVIDENCE-GRADE
SEALED AUTHENTIC
NOTE BREAKDOWN —
TOP: Bright Floral Accord
HEART: Woodland Notes (cedar/leafy greens)
BASE: Clean Musk [DATA EXPUNGED] Dry Woods
MATRIX: Sea Salt / Ground Oatmeal
(cleansing + concealment)
USE PROTOCOL
Wet bar; lather, rinse. Drain between uses to avoid matrix breakdown. Avoid ocular exposure. repeat-acquisition behavior observed.
WARNINGS
Do not store near unverified artifacts. Keep away from heat sources >113°F. Color may Vary. Not for ingestion. Report anomalies to Incident Desk: DWL-ID-███