Pull the uniform, join the lab. This unisex Champion® crewneck carries a clean chest embroidery and the “Controlled • Contained • Cataloged” creed—built for stakeouts, soap runs, and late-night anomaly logs. No gatekeeping. If you’re curious, you’re in.
[CONTROLLED • CONTAINED • CATALOGED]
[CLEARANCE: OPEN] [DIVISION: ALL] [STATUS: ACCEPTED]
Specimen Code: DWL-EMB-CRW-CHMP-001
Midweight fleece, rib-knit cuffs/hem, durable stitch work, iconic C patch at the sleeve. Minimal front mark; nothing flashy—just evidence you belong to something rigorous and welcoming. Any background, any body. The lab is for everyone who investigates the weird with respect.
[FIELD NOTE — FULFILLMENT: LAB-QUEUED PRODUCTION]
To reduce waste this piece is built to order under our Conservation Protocol. Your unit enters the queue at checkout, passes embroidery and QC, then ships. Typical lab time: 2–7 business days. Ships from our apparel facility and may travel separately from soaps and other gear—multiple packages and tracking numbers are standard operating procedure.
LAB-LOGGED
QC // PASSED
EVIDENCE-GRADE
SEALED AUTHENTIC