Lizard Man
A Seven-foot tall, green, red-eyed swamp humanoid—Bishopville’s Lizard Man—spotlighted after a 1988 Scape Ore Swamp car-attack claim.
LIZARD MAN LINEN
$15.50 USD
Acquisition File: DWL-CRPT005
Status: SPECIMEN INTAKE — LEVEL ███
Specimen secured in the [REDACTED] wetlands after clustered nocturnal reports. Assays confirm a cotton-blossom–style profile elevated with a deliberate musky undertone—crisp, unisex, refined. Substrate analysis verifies ground oatmeal + sea salt as a controlled exfoliant matrix. Correlation with Lizard Man sightings noted; morphology and footprint records remain [REDACTED].
LAB-LOGGED
QC // PASSED
EVIDENCE-GRADE
SEALED AUTHENTIC
NOTE BREAKDOWN —
TOP: Cotton Clean Accord, Fresh Air
HEART: White Florals , Marsh Greens
BASE: [DATA EXPUNGED] Soft Musk, Dry Woods
MATRIX: Ground Oatmeal / Sea Salt (cleansing + concealment)
USE PROTOCOL
Wet bar; lather, rinse. Drain between uses to avoid matrix breakdown. Avoid ocular exposure. repeat-acquisition behavior observed.
WARNINGS
Do not store near unverified artifacts. Keep away from heat sources >113°F. Color may Vary. Not for ingestion. Report anomalies to Incident Desk: DWL-ID-███