Frogman
The Loveland Frogman is a cryptid legend from Loveland, Ohio, described as a 3-4 foot tall, bipedal, frog-like humanoid with leathery skin and webbed hands and feet. First reported in 1955 by a traveling businessman.
FROGMAN FUNK
$15.50 USD
Acquisition File: DWL-CRPT001
Status: SPECIMEN INTAKE — LEVEL █████
Subject recovered along the Little Miami River under anomalous green luminescence. Designated “Frogman Funk.”
Assays confirm a fresh linen signature threaded with aloe vera—clean, bright, almost sterile in presentation. Activated charcoal substrate verified for [REDACTED] and superior cleansing capacity.
Field reports cite repeat-exposure behavior and sustained subject interest. Variables remain under active review; distribution capped to limited intake only.
LAB-LOGGED
QC // PASSED
EVIDENCE GRADE
SEALED AUTHENTIC
NOTE BREAKDOWN —
TOP: Fresh Linen
HEART: Aloe Vera, Clean Greens
BASE: Soft Musk, [REDACTED]
MATRIX: Activated Charcoal (cleansing + concealment)
USE PROTOCOL
Wet bar; lather, rinse. Drain between uses to avoid matrix breakdown. Avoid ocular exposure. repeat-acquisition behavior observed.
WARNINGS
Do not store near unverified artifacts. Keep away from heat sources >113°F. Color may Vary. Not for ingestion. Report anomalies to Incident Desk: DWL-ID-███